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What the fuck?

Posted by TheReturnOfTomsPulp May. 20, 2009 @ 5:25 PM EDT

This kid,Dslash,wont fuck off away from.He keeps PM'ing me saying I stole hispiece of shit drawing.Why the fuck would I steal that drawing,its not even good.
This is exactly how it all started.That kid was spamming the art forum with that one picture.He posted it like six times in different peoples personal art threads.So I Pm him with this message...

At 5/16/09 11:07 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote: Please stop spamming the art forum with that one picture you have drawn.The threads you are posting in are threads meant just for a single person.Stop or you will be banned.

In another PM I even linked him to the art forum rules and told him how to make his own thread.

Then he replied to me with...

'Um... ok. One question. Who cares? (exept 4 you). !???'

So I told him to stop being a smart ass.He started whining on his page saying stuff like 'THERETURNOFTOMSPULP IS TROLLING ME!!EVERYBODY TROLL HIM!!'.

Dslash,just piss off.

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Updated: 07/30/09 2:52 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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May. 20, 2009 | 5:28 PM Dslash says:

You will fucking die.

May. 20, 2009 | 5:30 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Were all gunna die,kid.

May. 20, 2009 | 5:54 PM Dslash says:

FUCK YOU!

May. 20, 2009 | 5:57 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

You wish you could have a piece of this.

May. 20, 2009 | 5:57 PM Imaku says:

Whoa. Tractor?

May. 20, 2009 | 6:01 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Yes.Tractor.Its that serious.

Updated: May. 20, 2009, 6:02 PM
May. 20, 2009 | 6:07 PM Dslash says:

One thing. Look at my fucking post. I am tired and Extremely mad at you.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:13 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

You made rules?Hahahhahah,you are pathetic.Since you banned me from your news posts Ill insult them right here.

'1. TheReturnOfTomsPulp will noe dare ever to steal my drawings again'

I never stole them in the first place.Eat shit because I know you love the taste.

'2. I will not intentially spam the forum again.'

So you admit to it now?What happened to 'I DIDNT SPAM THE ART FORUM!!FUCK YOU PEOPLE'

This one cracks me up,

'3. Both of us will Goddamn leave each other alone'

You're the one who keeps writing to me and making up lies.You're a retard.

And this one is good too,

'4. If one gets disturbed, the other will be banned.'

Banned?Banned from what?You cant ban me from sticking my dick in your mother.She loves it too much and I pay her too well.That money Im payin your mother is putting you through school,kid.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:18 PM Dslash says:

Apparently, you DID steal it. I have witnesses, my freinds. Second, I do admit I maybe did spam the forum, but I did not know, because I just kept of posting my drawings. Third, it is YOU who insulted me. Nearly everyone in your post said who cares, why was mine different? Fourth, shit your pants and go away.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:20 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Kid,why do you keep telling me to go away?Do you not understand that its you that keeps coming to MY page and commenting on MY newsposts?Why dont YOU go away.Are you really that fucking retarded?Oh wait I forgot,yes you are.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:21 PM Dslash says:

I accept that fucking peace treaty as a no. Today, you are dead meat, if you even have any. Also, you can;t insult anyone in my family. My dad's a doctor and my mom is a university teacher. My grandpa was a WW2 general and All of my family has a PHD ans graduated from harvard. I could tell you specifically where. Also, you are a fucking pervert, you piece of dog crap. All you eat is shit and you drink piss. Your mom is a hooker and your dad is a terrorist.Nuff said.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:22 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Your grandpa fought as a German soldier?How many jews did he kill?

EDIT: Im dead meat?You gunna come through my computer and hit me?You do know that things dont work that way,right?Kids these days.They dont know a thing.

Updated: May. 20, 2009, 6:24 PM
May. 20, 2009 | 6:27 PM Dslash says:

You just don;t admit that you're wrong, don't you?

May. 20, 2009 | 6:29 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Kid,Im just going to ban you now.I leave this entire news post as a monument to your idiocy.Please,for your own sake,reread all these comments.Hopefully youll realize what an idiot you are.Notice how you kept telling me to go away even though you keep writing to me.I guess your just attention starved.Mom and dad too busy being a docter and a teacher to give you a little attention I guess.Id say its hard having a nazi grandpa as well.

Ps.You fucking suck a drawing.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:27 PM Dslash says:

Last comment I'll give you. Close this post and I will never come again.

May. 20, 2009 | 6:30 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

You cant come anyway.Wait till your older ;)

May. 20, 2009 | 7:30 PM eightball6219 says:

Fag

May. 20, 2009 | 7:34 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Clever and original insult. 10/10

May. 20, 2009 | 7:32 PM Otto007 says:

YOU! YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?! YOU STUPID CUNT!! DONT MAKE FUN OF DSLASH!! HIS DRAWINGS ARE AWESOME!!! IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME! I SWEAR TO GOD!

May. 20, 2009 | 7:34 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

May. 20, 2009 | 7:37 PM drpopper says:

his grandpa was a AMERICAN general, not a nazi general

May. 20, 2009 | 7:49 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

I was just talking to his granpa,he told about all the jews hes killed.He just doesnt wanna upset Dslash.

May. 20, 2009 | 7:40 PM danicos says:

cool story, bro

May. 20, 2009 | 7:50 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

cool comment bro

May. 20, 2009 | 7:41 PM danicos says:

hardy har har,very funny
and its,''c.u.m"-.-

May. 20, 2009 | 7:50 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

No,no it isnt.You idiot.

May. 20, 2009 | 7:42 PM Imaku says:

Mr. Dslash guru guy Pre menstrual syndromed me and says that his G-g-g-grandfather was an A-MER-I-USA generalzzzz, not a G3RM4N one. Tractor. BBQ. ?

May. 20, 2009 | 7:49 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Hahaha,what a douchebag.Yes indeed tracter nazi punjab 34!

May. 20, 2009 | 8:00 PM tyler2513 says:

LOL I herd. Dslash and you are in total war and it's attracting everyone. You seem like a pretty nice guy. For some reason he wanted me to say things to you for him because he's banned.
-I won several art awards in clas
-my grandpa is a navi general
I mean no harm I dont know why he said this. You'll have to PM him about it. Sorry.
-Tyler2513

May. 20, 2009 | 8:05 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

No,ye see its him thats in this 'war'.He keeps commenting me.Seriously,he wont fuck off.You can see on this whole page he keeps telling me to leave him alone even though he banned me from his page ages ago.Now to deal with what he said.

'-I won several art awards in clas'

Is that your special class?

'-my grandpa is a navi general'

I presume by 'navi' you mean 'nazi'.Yes,I already know hes a nazi general.

Updated: May. 20, 2009, 8:16 PM
May. 20, 2009 | 8:30 PM tyler2513 says:

OK I don't get this shit. Now Dslash says he wants to make peice with you.

May. 20, 2009 | 8:32 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Jesus fucking christ,theres no 'peace' to be made.You kids need to get a life outside of the internet,seriously.

May. 20, 2009 | 8:54 PM Imaku says:

Douchebag? Well yes I do hold liquid that goes into womanz.

But, anyway, I don't know what's really going on here, the guy just told me to tell you that he was going to tell you that his grandfather told him to tell you to tell your cat that he was an American soldier. Yep.

May. 20, 2009 | 9:00 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

No I was calling him a douchebag.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

May. 20, 2009 | 9:29 PM rewindfr0g says:

This is getting a little out of hand.
That banner really is uncalled for.
Please stop being such an asshole.

May. 21, 2009 | 6:01 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

You guys are idiots.You keep coming to my page and being all 'LEAVE DSLASH ALOOOOONE!!!' even though I cant even send him messages anymore.YOu guys are coming to me,dont you realize that?

Ps.The banner is completely called for.

May. 21, 2009 | 12:48 PM nitrogyen says:

weiner

May. 21, 2009 | 2:10 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

lets connect weiners

May. 21, 2009 | 1:17 PM nitrogyen says:

lolfail

May. 21, 2009 | 2:11 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

LOLOLLOLOLLOLO THAT COMMENT WAS WIN!!!WIN FTW!!!

May. 21, 2009 | 5:42 PM Wyvvern-Guy says:

Nice,troll.

Oh yeah, check his BBS posts. He has none. Therefore he did not. Please troll responsibly.

May. 21, 2009 | 7:36 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Nah he did.You can see he even admitted to it.They all got deleted because he was spamming that one shitty picture.

EDIT: Also,Im not a troll.You can clearly see how much I tell them to piss off yet they keep coming to this page.

Updated: May. 21, 2009, 7:42 PM
May. 21, 2009 | 8:39 PM Wyvvern-Guy says:

He has said that to make all the ignorant people go away.He doesn't even know what the BBS is.

May. 22, 2009 | 6:58 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

So what?You dont have to know what BBS means to use it.You can even see in my picture someone else tells him to stop spamming and he apologizes.You kids are so stupid it amazes me....

EDIT: He even said it himself on one of the comments on this post,'I do admit I maybe did spam the forum'

You stupid kids cant even read.

Updated: May. 22, 2009, 9:12 AM
May. 22, 2009 | 11:40 AM whitewolf3307 says:

If you use someone else's shit you should not take the credit for it. You are wrong to say that you made it when the only thing you did was copy it. Hell I would give a child that traced a pic. more credit then I would give you. You are just a thef and you want people to think that you are cool and that you can draw. Only losers steal other peoples shit and then say it was yours.
What is with you profile, Child abuser that shit is not even funny your sick.

May. 22, 2009 | 2:35 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

I didnt steal anything.Also,that child abuser thing isnt a joke.

May. 23, 2009 | 8:10 PM ScorchedMoose says:

Dslash is just a whiny little bitch who cant shut the fuck up. Trust me.

May. 24, 2009 | 8:18 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Yeah I think I figured that out a few days ago.

May. 24, 2009 | 8:45 AM Sephiroth2304 says:

some people are just like little kids and don't know when to quit. all they do is cry cry and cry some more.

May. 24, 2009 | 5:01 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

yeah

May. 24, 2009 | 9:08 AM tahm10 says:

what are you a petifile

May. 24, 2009 | 5:00 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Nope.

May. 24, 2009 | 5:38 PM Sephiroth2304 says:

they are all just cry babies all of them.

May. 24, 2009 | 6:34 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

yeah again

May. 24, 2009 | 8:07 PM Sephiroth2304 says:

kids they just need......

May. 24, 2009 | 9:20 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Yes a third time

May. 24, 2009 | 9:42 PM DragonFyre9 says:

Hey I just stumbled upon this it's great. Dslash you're a fucking idiot. There are NO generals in the Navy you lying little fuck. That is not a possible rank. Generals are ranks in the army/marines/airforce. If you wanted to make your family sound good you should have said he was an admiral in the navy. Now that we know you're a liar you mother must not be a University teacher but I think that pulp might be telling the truth about your college fund. Your dad is a doctor eh? I bet he is a nursing assistant and got his degree at the learning annex. Why would you lie about your parents going to Harvard, anyone that went to Harvard is a stuck up douchebag. I just showed the true version of your life. It must suck having a nazi grandpa.

I did this for some laughs.

May. 25, 2009 | 12:46 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

I agree with the above comment.

May. 25, 2009 | 12:25 PM TheShyGuy says:

You are a bit of a dick though

May. 25, 2009 | 12:45 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Oh shut up you winge bag.Your game was shit and I told you it and I told you it was,get over it.

May. 25, 2009 | 8:43 PM Spartan500 says:

so your nineteen, you look like a fat ass chick, yet some how you have a dick and balls. You are nothing but a worthless n00b that should have killed your self a long time ago. wana debate this? or am i right on the spot?

May. 25, 2009 | 9:33 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

I look like a fat ass chick?You really think thats me in the picture?You fucking idiot.Now,just to show how much of an idiot you are,im going to post something you wrote.

'I am 1337. I'll tell you the way i see stuff, i know peoples so if you need info you can come to me. I am a elite spartan that will kick you into pit of death just for looking at me the wrong way. I BOW TO NO MAN!!!!!! ((or woman))'

Wow,I really think that that sums up how stupid you are.

Updated: May. 25, 2009, 9:34 PM
May. 30, 2009 | 5:07 AM FurryDemon says:

Shit, I wondered what happened to you.
What happened to your account?

May. 31, 2009 | 7:55 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

It got deleted.

Jun. 15, 2009 | 6:08 PM ninjaman9000 says:

Epic WIN!!!. showed that bee-ouch

Jun. 15, 2009 | 6:39 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Thanks.

Jun. 15, 2009 | 6:09 PM ninjaman9000 says:

Also what pic

Jun. 15, 2009 | 6:40 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

What?

Jun. 15, 2009 | 7:23 PM teh-icetea says:

Dslash Can suck my grandpa's cock

Jun. 15, 2009 | 8:41 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

He does.I saw him.

Jun. 18, 2009 | 1:47 PM frencho says:

Internet argues.I wish i had a bit of popcorn.

Jun. 19, 2009 | 2:35 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Me too.

Jun. 22, 2009 | 6:43 PM KingKao says:

When will people learn...

Jun. 23, 2009 | 9:36 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Never

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:25 PM salted-tator-tot says:

U FAGGOT FUCKER U STOLEZ MAI ARTZ!!111

If you'd like, I can steal steal some of his art and we can be theify-mcgees together. :O

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:03 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

No.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:56 PM Mich says:

Wow, so you actually care about this kid then? You even made a header for him.
He probably loves all the (allthough negative) attention you're giving him. I think you're just fueling the fire a bit to be honest.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:03 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Psst,that was the point you retard.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 9:03 PM KingKao says:

You know, you ARE kinda a douchebag, to be honest. Why do you even CARE about this person, anyways?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 10:26 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

The whole point was to upset him.And I did.

Jun. 30, 2009 | 3:10 PM CHP says:

You do know it's just plain cowardice to ban someone if their not spamming right?

Jun. 30, 2009 | 4:02 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Im pretty sure I ban everyone just for fun.

Jul. 1, 2009 | 12:37 PM MarcusRulzeOMG says:

lol Dslash is just being a typical cock sucking troll.He's just trying to have fun,ignore him.

Jul. 1, 2009 | 3:32 PM Chat-man says:

You faggot! Dslash is a good persond and has not spammed the art forum and he never will!! Fuck you faggot!!!!! Dslash is my friend! You suck cock! Your banner means YOU'RE A FAGGOT!!!!!! NOW I'LL SPAM!

Jul. 1, 2009 | 3:42 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Cool story bro

Jul. 1, 2009 | 7:58 PM CalvinGodly says:

Who is Toms Pulp?

Jul. 1, 2009 | 8:03 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Me.

Jul. 1, 2009 | 9:07 PM KingKao says:

Seriously, you know. There are many people on newgrounds who do this, not just Dslash. I'd say you leave him alone, because you have many other things to waorry about. Seriously, I don' think anyone cares about this anymore, since you posted this a month ago.

Jul. 1, 2009 | 9:44 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

'Seriously, I don' think anyone cares about this anymore'

And yet you made a comment?DURP DURP DURP

Jul. 1, 2009 | 9:09 PM KingKao says:

Also, I have seen your BBS posts. You seem like the one who is trolling, you know?

Jul. 1, 2009 | 9:44 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

OMG DO U REELY TINK DAT??!?!?!?!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 3:02 PM YouLostTheGame says:

Lawl silly kids are silly.

Jul. 13, 2009 | 4:17 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Niggers

Jul. 11, 2009 | 10:14 AM Killerbot23 says:

Dslash is funny. ''HURPIE DURP MY FEMAILY IS SPESHUL''

Jul. 13, 2009 | 4:17 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Yes.

Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:36 AM killer0ed says:

What's the picture the n00b keeps spamming?

Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:47 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

It should be in his news posts somewhere.It shit.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 7:14 PM aSquared94 says:

You did steal his drawing.....

Jul. 16, 2009 | 9:17 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Nope.

Aug. 1, 2009 | 10:51 AM Littleluckylink says:

Try blocking him from posting comments on your page, PM'ing, email, messenger, etc.
All it takes man

Aug. 2, 2009 | 2:06 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

You seem to have missed the point.

Aug. 1, 2009 | 10:52 AM Littleluckylink says:

Then again just troll him because he's 13 and seems to be an easy target.

Aug. 2, 2009 | 2:07 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Now you have it.

Aug. 1, 2009 | 11:20 AM MrSaint says:

The screenshot made me laugh. They begining where some guy said: "I'd like to help, but who is THERETURNOFTOMFULP."

Thanks for a good laugh.

Aug. 2, 2009 | 2:07 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

No worries.

Aug. 2, 2009 | 1:50 AM AriaSuperior says:

I love that banner!

Aug. 2, 2009 | 2:07 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

I love molesting children.

Aug. 10, 2009 | 3:13 PM redfield95 says:

I don't usually like fights like this, but this is one HELL OF A FIGHT GO TOMSPULP I HOPE YOU WIN

Aug. 10, 2009 | 8:23 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

How come nobody looks at the date on this thing?It was months ago.

Aug. 13, 2009 | 6:34 PM peacefulsniper says:

die'''';;;'';';'

Aug. 14, 2009 | 6:33 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Wow,it seems like you really put a lot of thought into that comment.You must be a clever fellow.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 8:37 PM Feldoh says:

God damn look at all these comments, whats are the chances of me getting laid by posting here?

Oct. 29, 2009 | 1:50 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

PM me your address and I will come and fuck you.

Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:37 AM ZOMGALIENS says:

Dslash wants to suck me dry.

Nov. 15, 2009 | 11:04 AM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Me too

Nov. 15, 2009 | 1:19 PM Zyphonee says:

Haha, hilarious faggot that guy is, this site atracts more douchebags that the San Diego Yeasty Vagina Con 2014

Nov. 19, 2009 | 5:47 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

I know you stole that joke from somwjere but i cant remember where...

Nov. 23, 2009 | 1:50 AM Shukumei-the-Fox says:

If I ever meet you, we will look back at this sad little waste of a Newgrounder, and laugh. And fist-pound. :3
And if Dslash's profile image is anything to go by, he's not at the level I was three years ago. Good riddence to trash.

Nov. 27, 2009 | 2:24 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Queer.

Nov. 23, 2009 | 5:42 PM Zyphonee says:

Cracked dot com, haha

Nov. 27, 2009 | 2:24 PM TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

Was is Michael Swaim?That guy is a legend.

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